gossip, jokes, rumors...
besides the serious facts - some stuff to laugh about...
joke: schuessel and klima meet each other in haider's stomach. so klima says: "you've also been eaten up by haider?" - schuessel replies: "nope - i came from behind."
rumor: haider is having a cute little affair with austrian tv actor gideon burkhart (from the tv series "kommissar rex")
gossip: haider is into young transvestites, and meets them in a hotel in baden bei wien.
gossip: haider is traveling very often to havard (fact). rumor says, he does so in order to subject himself to "nlp" (neuro-linguistic programming; i.e. self-hypnosis) - this would finally explain how he is able to ly so frequently without ever feeling caught - which would make him a hypnosis-schizophrenic....
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